McCain announces European tour

by Lance Bryce, Fri Jul 18, 2008 at 10:11:38 AM EST

John McCain announced today that he will ALSO go on a tour abroad. First, he'll take a European tour. Countries he will visit:

Czeckoslovakia
Prussia
Alsace-Lorraine
Yugoslavia
Vichy France
Ottoman Empire
Savoy
Bavaria
Hanover

and of course, don't forget:
Poland

Then he'll head to the Middle East to visit:

Persia
Arabia
Chaldean Empire
Assyrian Empire
Mesopotamia (to visit his parents)
Sargon
Atlantis

Finally, he'll head to Asia to witness the barbarian migration of the Mongol armies.




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Tip jar (2.00 / 2)

Yeah.


by Lance Bryce on Fri Jul 18, 2008 at 10:12:28 AM EST

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You forgot Montenegro.


by Reaper0Bot0 on Fri Jul 18, 2008 at 10:16:48 AM EST

Re: McCain announces European tour (2.00 / 1)

I also understand plans call for McCain to  travel to Europe via the HMS Titanic on it's return trip to South Hampton after it's glorious maiden crossing.


Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof.
by jsfox on Fri Jul 18, 2008 at 10:21:37 AM EST

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LOL!  


Purity! Or else!
by ChitownDenny on Fri Jul 18, 2008 at 11:14:17 AM EST

Alert the Hessians! (2.00 / 1)

I'd like to send notice of the Senator's tour to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail.  Is it too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?


The pebbles have voted and the avalanche has begun.

President-Elect "That One"

by Dracomicron on Fri Jul 18, 2008 at 11:22:49 AM EST

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Good news. I heard he would meet Tintin and Captain Haddock at Moulinsart. I'm sure he will help settle the border issues  between Syldavia and Borduria.


by french imp on Fri Jul 18, 2008 at 01:02:46 PM EST


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